Sierra Madre, Hoffa, Spammer Gold

Ready for this one? From the AP:

"AOL believes a renegade Internet spammer buried gold and platinum on his family's property in Massachusetts and wants to bring in bulldozers to search for the treasure and satisfy a $12.8 million judgment it won in federal court."

"Hawke [the spammer] once quipped that people will need to dig up five states to find his money"

There's nothing I could add that could top this news by itself.

via Interstractive