Taking a cue from the Bush Rumsfeld hugfest

Now I know I'm not Gawker but this story about Paris Hilton defending Britney's partying was just too good to pass up. You gotta imagine the cringes and winces that this little interview evoked from their entourages.

Britney's publicist, on site: "No Paris, it's fine, you don't have to say anything. Seriously, we got it under control. You really don't have to say anything to the press."

Minutes later: "NO NO NO! Shut up, shut up!.... Dammit!"

In related news, the publicist was last seen on a bender in Brentwood.