The Adventures of the E3 Avatar continued...

Last week, I posted that I'll take requests for E3 activities. So far, I've got:

• Hunt down Miyamoto, Iwata and Reggie and ask for autographs
• Hit on booth babes
• Visit Metal Gear Solid booth
• Find biggest surprises of the event, post pictures
• Investigate Hellgate London, do happy dance.

That should take about an hour. I don't think you guys are appreciating what I'm offering. Let's say someone else offered this up on their blog. I might throw a few suggestions like:

• Head to Blizzard booth. Find nearest developer. Say, "My mount isn't housebroken. It's really causing a big ugly mess. What should I do?"
• Find Nintendo reps, ask, "So Mario and Luigi, anything going on there?"
• Find nearest game, use controller upside down. Say, "What the?! This game sucks!" really loud.
• Always introduce yourself with, "I'm Ken, brand manager for BOTS from Acclaim. Spare a dime?"
• Go to the nearest bathroom, use urinal, turn to neighbor, say, "Is that a +1 or a +2?"
• Go to nearest booth babe, repeat question above.
• Walk up to nearest person, say, "You should have spent more time in character creation mode"
• Creep around the DDO or Oblivion areas in "sneak" mode.

I think you get the picture. I've thrown down the gauntlet, now have it. =)