Take-Two, makers of the Grand Theft Auto series "welcomed" a new management team recently. Today they announced their 100-day plan to reform the company. Let me paraphrase the plan:
- We promise to stop cooking books and the only options we'll mess with is Cool Ranch or Salsa Roja
- We uhh.. took a look around the office and sports is probably not our thing
- We're going to "purge noncore and underperforming divisions" such as the newly constructed stripper motion capture studio and Cristal fluid dynamics engine project
- "The watchword is integrity": We're going to watch it very carefully and if that fucker tries to move, we'll shoot him in the head.