Tuesday, April 10, 2007

House Cleaning, emphasis on the Ho

via BusinessWeek

Take-Two, makers of the Grand Theft Auto series "welcomed" a new management team recently. Today they announced their 100-day plan to reform the company. Let me paraphrase the plan:

  • We promise to stop cooking books and the only options we'll mess with is Cool Ranch or Salsa Roja
  • We uhh.. took a look around the office and sports is probably not our thing
  • We're going to "purge noncore and underperforming divisions" such as the newly constructed stripper motion capture studio and Cristal fluid dynamics engine project
  • "The watchword is integrity": We're going to watch it very carefully and if that fucker tries to move, we'll shoot him in the head.
Good luck guys, I hope the reform (GTA4) project goes well (sells 100MM copies).

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