Phrases and such

I jot down random phrases I encounter or write in an offline journal. It's a slow news day so I'll share the last three entries:

"I don't like burning bridges; I just like placing automated guns at one end."

"It was like kissing wet sand, you had to wipe your mouth after."

"Cynics are just romantics with broken hearts." (This last one via IM from my friend JB)