Saturday Fiction Matinee: Overheards

Overheard at Best Buy, customer standing in front of Tivo, to salesperson:

c: "Does it keep track of what it records?"
s: ".... umm..."

Overheard at the Coffee Bean, woman on cell phone:

w: "Hun, he's a nice guy, I really liked him"
w: "Don't do that... You'll regret looking in there..."
w: "...oh that's ok, it's not contagious."

Overheard at the gas station, guy to girlfriend while pumping gas:

g: "This gas is hurting"
gf: "We can drive my car more often"
g: "This IS your car!"
gf: "I luvvv you"