Observations this weekend...

Self-Inflicted Creepyness:

At the Gap, the best looking figures in the store are on the mannequins. However, you are not allowed to notice this.

Inevitables:

Seeing a sign on a mortuary company car, "We can afford to wait, drive carefully". New idea for Taco Bell ad: "We can afford to wait. No matter what happened after last time, you'll be back."

Bouncer Existentialism:

There is no list, just a clipboard.

Limits of Artistic Freedom:

Don't sneeze on your hands, put on gloves and then ask me what bread I want. I don't need a Subway sandwich that bad.